Thor Almighty

This'll just be another movie review with some...parts of what happened today.

So, as usual I woke up with a puppy on my face (my dog likes to sleep on my chest. If not on my chest, then on my head). My boyfriend and I planned a date today since it's been like a gajillion years since we last saw each other, minus the times we spent on Skype ogling each other. He went all the way to Alabang just to see me (he's from Q.C, people) and just knowing he'd do that for me totally made my day. For some reason, I forgot why I didn't just drive to ATC instead of commuting under the scorching heat and surviving heavy traffic. Plus, old lady who was sitting next to me on the jeep kept yapping her life away to the person she was talking to on the phone.

Old ladies, aside. I finally got to hug my lovesy. I held his hand again. I felt his kisses. Magical moments right there, guys. I have been so used to have him around, that every time I reach out my hand I expect his to reach out for mine. And back hugs from him, I can't even begin to describe. Anyway, we had lunch at Pepper Lunch (looove that place) and that's where I let him taste the Orgasmic Cake (sorry, guys. That's what I call it). Basically, it's melted awesome chocolate cake with ice cream on the side. Heaven. Orgasmic.

We watched the movie around 3PM. And lemme just tell you, my boyfriend and I agreed that THOR had made its way to the number 1 spot of our favorite Marvel movies.

So, I'd like to spoil some parts but I'd rather not. Let's just say that the visuals were awesome. The shots taken were amazing. Graphics, thumbs up! Actors and actresses, not bad. You bet you'd be saying your "Ooohhh"s and "Ahhhh"s until the end of the movie. EXTRA, EXTRA: Chris Hemsworth (the actor who plays Thor) is totally God of Thunder-worthy. He looks like a hot Australian God. Why does that armor fit him so perfectly? It makes me want to wish that I was the armor around him. And not to mention the number of times I squealed when they did a close-up on his face, just enough to see his baby blue eyes. I was practically hiding under my boyfriend's arm, giggling, when I saw Chris topless (MY GOD, THAT BODY WAS SMOKIN'). The boyfriend didn't mind, he just kept laughing at how much I was crushing on this person on the screen. Crackers (the story behind "crackers": It's how my boyfriend and I curse instead of saying f*ck or f*ckers. Hohoho).

Chris Hemsworth, I adore thee.

Natalie Portman wasn't too bad herself. As always, she looked stunning even though she wore layers of shirts plus a plaid shirt to cover those layers of shirts. Kat Dennings (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist) was in the movie too, acting as adorable as ever like she did when she played Norah's role. There was also the actor who played Loki, who really looked like Zooey Deschanel. My boyfriend laughed his ass off when he saw what I meant. The whole story of the movie was at a certain flow that I wish to see in most movies (Hint: Sucker Punch). You'd totally understand what it was about. It didn't go around in circles, it was just easy to comprehend the events in the movie. It had a great plot. So, I won't blame critics for rating it with ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆.


Well, you could say that Enchong and I were totally blown away. It was insane. We couldn't stop talking about it. We went to Golden Spoon after the movie, and talked more about...the movie. We went to National Bookstore. I was looking for a copy of Perks of Being A Wallflower (dang it. Out of stock---AGAIN) and being the Marvel geeks we are, we checked out all the graphic novels/comics that they had of THOR. We went to Toys R Us, and yes. You guessed it, we went looking for THOR toys. We wore THOR helmets and went looking for THOR action figures. We saw this soft toy version of Mjolnir (if you don't know what that is, please read) and we practically fought over it. I really wanted to buy one (only because I'd look so badass). It was expensive though.

We ended the day getting massages from a lazy boy chair and planning our next date. When it was time to day good-bye, I literally teared up. He kissed me so many times on the forehead and cheek, I lost count. I hated seeing him go. I always hate seeing him go. I watched him ride the jeep with a heavy heart. Le sigh. 


So, that ends our broadcast day.

My God, my room is amazingly clean

So, what I've been doing for this summer totally paid off. I've spent 3 nights fixing, redecorating, and reorganizing everything in my room. From walls to the ceiling. It took me one whole day just to dust and mop my room. Anyway, I wish I had a before and after picture, but unfortunately I don't. Ha-ha! Here are some pics of my finished room.

So when you enter my room, this is the first thing you will see.

These are pictures of my door. That caveman looking poster up there came with my Holga camera. It's a Holga poster. Pretttty cool. The second photo has a photo of me drawing (taken by my friend Ashley). And the last one has 2X2 pics of my supposed-to-be passport pictures. I look pretty good with a beard. Plus, I pasted my medical receipt when I was sick for 4 days. Har har.

Annnd, there's my wall of stuff. And my bathroom door.

A better view of my wall of stuff. (Inspired by Charlie McDonnell)

Caitlin helped with the wall of stuff. She painted the word "LOVE" on a piece of paper and cut it up and pasted it on ze wall. I put pictures of my boyfriend and I beside it.

Picture of my bathroom door. (Yis, I painted that.)

"You're weird. I like that." sign from my friend, Caloy.

My Certificate of Recognition for being the Inspiration of The East. (DeMolay Installation)

This shelf used to be full of drawing pads and rejected plates/artwork. I finally found the heart to throw some away. So now, I just replaced it with a picture frame with my mom and I and another one with Caitlin and I as kids. Plus, my holga camera and my Sun 600 polaroid.

Finally organized my bookshelf! :)

My mirror full of pictures! I decided to make this my "work place". Where I can blog, edit pictures, and...twitter comfortably. HA-HA.

I am also proud to say that I also cleaned my MacBook, 'cause the keypads were sort of dusty. BOO. :|

Added Christmas lights to the room! I was so inspired by fuckyeahcoolbedrooms on tumblr. They look lovely when all the other lights are off.

Annnd...this is our FAIL mobile. Ha-ha! But, it looks pretty decent doesn't it? 

So, there. I wish I took a picture of my bed too, but it was the only part of the room that was messy (of, course we slept on it last night. Duy). But, I have to say that cleaning the room was the most productive thing I've ever done this start of summer. Prettyyyyy gooood. :)

The Human Centipede is prolly the sickest movie I have ever seen in my entire life

Okay, so lemme just start by saying: THIS IS THE SICKEST MOVIE I HAVE  EVER SEEN. As most of you know, I am very into all kinds of movies. I am...let's say, movie-cultured. My dad and mom are what I'd like to call The Godfather and Queen of movies. They have the most amazing taste in movies. Ever since I was young, they already exposed me to the world of good and 5-star worthy movies. Old movies are the best for me. Back in high school, most of my classmates didn't even know the movies I asked them to watch.

So, of all the movies I have watched since I could comprehend language and plots---The Human Centipede is the most horrendous and heinous movie I have encountered in all my 18 years on Earth. No shit.

I heard about this movie from my dad, of course. He asked me one time if I wanted to watch it, but I forgot why it never happened. I also heard it from my classmate (a guy who you do not want to be bullied by, but he has great taste in music and movies otherwise) who said that it was "disturbing" and he totally had me at "panuorin mo".

My friends Ashley and Lylet have been sleeping over here since forevs (I really want to adopt them, holy smokes) and since then we've been planning to watch The Human Centipede. And last night, we finally had the chance to.

Ah, before anything else, I want to give a summary about what The Human Centipede is about. So, there're these two American chicks named Lindsay and Jenny. They're tourists in Germany. They were supposed to be going to this smashing party, but as all horror movies start, the ended up in the woods and their car broke down. Lost  in the rain and about to quit, they venture forward to seek for help. Just as they were about to lose hope, they discover a house in the middle of the woods. This is where the scary part begins.

Dr. Heiter is this sick freak-o. He is known as a world renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but his sick freak-o mind dreams of making creatures with one digestive system. And when the two girls step on his doorstep, he drugs them and takes them to his underground lab where he explains that he is planing to create a Human Centipede. Oh, and there's also this noisy Japanese dude involved. So, he explains to them that he is going to (*gags) surgically connect his three victims mouth-to-anus. Sick, I know.

That's as far as I can go. It will probably motivate some of you to watch it. I do not want to be spoiler.

My friends and I watched this. We were being brave. My friend Ashley watched the trailer first, but she couldn't handle it (trailer palang yan, ha?) and she cried. But after a while, she came to and we watched all of it. Ashley and I were crying and screaming at all the gross parts while our other friend Lylet, the brave and feisty one, laughed her heart out.After that movie, we went to watch a Disney movie. We needed a palate cleanser and cute and cuddly animated kittens did the trick.

BTDubs, Tom Six (the sick director of this movie) is making a sequel to this and will be probably be showing sometime this year. He said that it would be twice as sick and disturbing than the first one. He says that the first movie is like "My Little Pony" compared to the sequel. I am still having second thoughts if I should watch this movie.

If I do, I will be scarred twice for life.

OMEGLE NIGHT

After some time, I finally decided to go on Omegle due to sheer boredom.



Stranger: usa?

You: UNICORN

Stranger: i own a horse

You: OMG IS IT A UNICORN?

Stranger: yes

You: WOW

You: A SPACE UNICORN?

Stranger: in training

You: I HEARD THOSE ARE VERY USEFUL

You: I'm a ninja!

You: If you must know

You: I'm also in training

You: What are you?

Stranger: i am a fully fledged ninja

Stranger: grasshopper

You: FLEDGED

You: I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE INSECT NINJAS

Stranger: are you a troll?

You: NO. I'M A FUCKING WIZARD!!!

You: ARE YOU A TROLLOP?

Stranger: then you are rather obsecious

You: That's not even a word

Stranger: it is

You: A word for wizards?

You: A word for unicorns?

Stranger: not really

You: HOLD MAH POODLE

Stranger: naw biatch

You: WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY ASS FO??

You: HOLD MAH NOODLE!

You: HOLD MAH NOODLE!

Stranger: no for your noodele is obsequious

You: SEE

You: I KNEW IT

You: IT WAS A Q INSTEAD OF A C

You: JEEZ!

You: CONFUSING ME

Stranger: im dysexic

Stranger: oops

You: I GOT A NOSE BLEED

Stranger: here have this tea towel

You: Oh thank you very much

You: I like tea

You: especially when it's up my noes

You: *nose

Stranger: a tea towel is nothing to do with tea!

You: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: clearly you are americanese

You: THEN THEY SHOULDN'T CALL IT THAT!

Stranger: its like a towel but for dishes

You: IT CAN DECEIVE ANYONE!!!

You: TSK

You: WHAT KIND OF A WORLD DO WE LIVE IN??

Stranger: PANTS ARE UNDERWEAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOT JEANS!

You: I AGREE!

You: AND SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT PARIS HILTON

You: AND LINDSAY

You: JEEZ

You: THEY NEED TO VISIT A UNICORN

Stranger: COOKIES ARE ONLY THE CHOCOLATE CHIP KIND, THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES, THE CUSTARD CREAM, THE DIGESTIVE,THE BOURBON CREAM, THE ELKES, THE CORINTHIAN!

Stranger: THEY AINT ALL COOKIES

You: DAMN STRAIGHT!

You: FREE THE COOKIES!

Stranger: THEY ARE BEING RESTRAINED AND STEREOTYPED!

You: BASTARDS!!!

You: I WILL FREE THEM ALL FOR YOUR HAPPINESS, MY DARLING

Stranger: AND WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BRITTISH!

You: PEOPLE THAT LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS??

You: I LIKE THE BRITISH

Stranger: NO THE ENGLISH!

Stranger: U LIKE THE ENGISH?

You: I WANNA OWN THEIR ACCENT

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

You: OWWWWWWWWWWWWNED

You: URANUS

Stranger: IM IRISH, IRISH TRUMPS EVERYTHING!

You: WHERE'S THE POT OF GOLD THEN, MATE?

How I spend my weekends with a FIZZLE, not with a BANG.

People probably think that I spend my weekends in the mall or somewhere out of town. But, nah. HARDLY. I'd like to think of my weekends as a chance to have the well-deserved rest we CFAD students need. After all the stress and terrible happenings that occurred this week, I think we all deserve it. My weekends are partly similar to Olive Penderghast's---minus the famous "Pocket Full of Sunshine" bit.

I don't have any productivity on Saturdays. I like to laze around like the rest of you do. But, I'd just like a recap of what I did (specifically) today.

Last night, I tried downloading TANGLED (heaven forbid) because I still couldn't get over it. It is genuinely addictive ( not to mention the number of times I played its OST on repeat). Well, it took quite a while to download and unfortunately I fell asleep and I couldn't wait for it to finish. When I woke up, it was done. But, holy guacamole the copy sucked ancient balls (and might I add: EWW). I was so disappointed that I literally wanted to stab someone in their aorta.

So, anyway. I was kind of in the mood to watch Easy A again, but Caitlin's copy sucked so I had to download it. (I am Lady Downloader. Bow down before moi!) It took like 3 hours. I didn't wanna wait for it; so I decided to watch Pretty Little Liars with Caitlin.

Then I remembered that I had to go to the dentist because 2 of my brackets didn't agree with the food I was eating and gave up. Essentially, they are a pain in the ass...er, mouth for that matter. Anywho, I arrived at my dentist's (my dad's dentist, too. Hohoho), who by the way is named Dr. Docto. No, seriously. It is. Doctor Thor Docto to be exact. Jeez, his name is so catchy he could be a friggin' Marvel superhero and villain at the same time.

So, basically that's just half of what I did today. I think I'll just list a few more before I log out.

1.) I watch ridiculous videos on Youtube. The latest was about this guy creating a sim on Sims 3 and him laughing for 2 minutes because of a goat climbing up a ladder. Hilarious, btw. But, I really like this one video of an episode on MTv Cribs: Manny Pacquiao's house in God-knows-where.

2.) So, yeah. We all know that I was online 24/7 today reblogging on Tumblr and Google-ing stuff.

3.) On weekends, I love spending time with Caitlin. We've been busy all week and sometimes I hardly see her. I don't like calling her my cousin, because she's my sister. I told her one time that, "I think we we're really siblings...in our past lives, maybe." I'd like to think that it's true. Even the thought of it makes me squirm with delight.

4.) I update my Starbucks Planner every day. It doesn't take a break from me. Harhar.

5.) Now, as you all know I am in the earworm stage when it comes to Turbo Goth. I listened to their album the whole afternoon (whole week, fyi). For those who never heard of them (shame on you), they're this awesome band here in Metro Manila. They're this Electronic Rock band/duo that give me goosebumps everytime I hear 'em. Sarah Gaugler is one of my favorite tattoo artists and she studied in UST, CFAD. *:>  She's been here in our house a couple'a times, but I never got the guts to say hi to her. She gave this cd to my dad and my dad passed it on to me; he knew I liked Turbo Goth. Her boyfriend, Paolo is her partner-in-crime in this band. Aaaand, my favorite track would be track 8 (Velvet Escapade).

It goes like, "I have a whole lot of love to give, but I'll only give it to one. So, share a whole lot of love with me."  The album is called Destroy Us All.

6.) I chat with that one person who makes my life as colorful as a rainbow with unicorns prancing on it---my boyfriend. Today, he had his NSTP Fieldwork in San Fernando, Pampanga. He was busy the rest of the day so he couldn't text me. But, he made my night by going online and saying that he missed me the whole day. *blushes

So, basically. That's about it. A very manic Saturday, I know. Oh! Before I end this post, I'd just like to say that I am thinking of starting a video blog. A lot of work, I know. But, it's fun and I'm totally excited for it to happen. So, there.

Au revioir ♡

TANGLED, and why this movie is awesome hair balls.

And the day started off as a wreck. I woke up late as usual. It's crazy. All my classes start at 7 and I have been desperately training myself to wake up as early as possible. Back in 1st year college (when I was still an eager beaver), I used to wake up in the wee hours of 4AM. But, when you learn that there is such a thing as 4 absences before you become FA, that's when you get lazy and start to care less about going to school early. True story, kids.

Anywayyy, as I was saying: MORNING = WRECK
After all the panic and traffic, I arrived at school around 7:35 something and Oh,SweetJesus our prof wasn't there yet. So, I had a chance to take a chill pill as we waited for our prof to come.

Plate for today: We were supposed to draw an old man naked (top off only, people. Relax). And as if we weren't mortified enough that we were to draw this muscular old man, our prof suddenly tells us that we have to memorize his face and body for 10 seconds and draw for 7 seconds for each pose (he did 10 poses). At that moment, I could really apply /WRISTS in the picture.


Skipping the boring parts, classes ended early because we didn't have Design Workshop today. So, my boyfriend (as you all know by the name of Enchong)  and I decided to watch TANGLED in 3D since I have been whining to him all week that I really wanted to watch it. Plus, my guy friends kept bragging about how awesome it was. They even downloaded the movie again and the OST just because. Did I mention that these were my STRAIGHT guy friends? *laughs


So, after we ate at Starbucks we headed to Calderon (near the seminar in UST) first since the movie was showing at 2:30 (it was around 1PM something then). I took a nap on Enchong's lap, then we both walked in the scorching heat to ride a jeep going to SM San La.

250 friggin' pesos for the ticket. We were so broke. Ha-ha! But, I don't regret spending my last money for this movie. Now, I don't want to be a spoiler; but lemme just say that this movie is TO DIE FOR. You will never watch any Disney movie just as good. I also loved the graphics. It was so real yet surreal. And, the songs they sang! (Oh, the songs they sang) It was like being a little girl again and watching the first Disney Princesses sing their heart's content about finding their prince. It's been a long time since a Walt Disney movie had a musical in it.  I remember the feeling. I was sort of moved by this movie; especially in this scene:

I literally cried through my 3D glasses. It's like, I was there in that particular moment. I could feel it. The boyfriend (yes, that's what I call him) held my hand tight in the darkness. Sorry, but I am such as sap.

So, the movie ended and I could not get it off my mind. I loved it so much. I really recommend this movie for everyone. Touching, FUNNY, great story, and great cast. You wanna know how good it is? Well, let's just say that right now---I am downloading the movie for my laptop and iTouch.

                                                                                                                                      Love,
                                                                                                                                                 Bee ♡