OMEGLE NIGHT

After some time, I finally decided to go on Omegle due to sheer boredom.



Stranger: usa?

You: UNICORN

Stranger: i own a horse

You: OMG IS IT A UNICORN?

Stranger: yes

You: WOW

You: A SPACE UNICORN?

Stranger: in training

You: I HEARD THOSE ARE VERY USEFUL

You: I'm a ninja!

You: If you must know

You: I'm also in training

You: What are you?

Stranger: i am a fully fledged ninja

Stranger: grasshopper

You: FLEDGED

You: I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE INSECT NINJAS

Stranger: are you a troll?

You: NO. I'M A FUCKING WIZARD!!!

You: ARE YOU A TROLLOP?

Stranger: then you are rather obsecious

You: That's not even a word

Stranger: it is

You: A word for wizards?

You: A word for unicorns?

Stranger: not really

You: HOLD MAH POODLE

Stranger: naw biatch

You: WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY ASS FO??

You: HOLD MAH NOODLE!

You: HOLD MAH NOODLE!

Stranger: no for your noodele is obsequious

You: SEE

You: I KNEW IT

You: IT WAS A Q INSTEAD OF A C

You: JEEZ!

You: CONFUSING ME

Stranger: im dysexic

Stranger: oops

You: I GOT A NOSE BLEED

Stranger: here have this tea towel

You: Oh thank you very much

You: I like tea

You: especially when it's up my noes

You: *nose

Stranger: a tea towel is nothing to do with tea!

You: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: clearly you are americanese

You: THEN THEY SHOULDN'T CALL IT THAT!

Stranger: its like a towel but for dishes

You: IT CAN DECEIVE ANYONE!!!

You: TSK

You: WHAT KIND OF A WORLD DO WE LIVE IN??

Stranger: PANTS ARE UNDERWEAR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOT JEANS!

You: I AGREE!

You: AND SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT PARIS HILTON

You: AND LINDSAY

You: JEEZ

You: THEY NEED TO VISIT A UNICORN

Stranger: COOKIES ARE ONLY THE CHOCOLATE CHIP KIND, THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES, THE CUSTARD CREAM, THE DIGESTIVE,THE BOURBON CREAM, THE ELKES, THE CORINTHIAN!

Stranger: THEY AINT ALL COOKIES

You: DAMN STRAIGHT!

You: FREE THE COOKIES!

Stranger: THEY ARE BEING RESTRAINED AND STEREOTYPED!

You: BASTARDS!!!

You: I WILL FREE THEM ALL FOR YOUR HAPPINESS, MY DARLING

Stranger: AND WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BRITTISH!

You: PEOPLE THAT LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS??

You: I LIKE THE BRITISH

Stranger: NO THE ENGLISH!

Stranger: U LIKE THE ENGISH?

You: I WANNA OWN THEIR ACCENT

Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

You: OWWWWWWWWWWWWNED

You: URANUS

Stranger: IM IRISH, IRISH TRUMPS EVERYTHING!

You: WHERE'S THE POT OF GOLD THEN, MATE?

How I spend my weekends with a FIZZLE, not with a BANG.

People probably think that I spend my weekends in the mall or somewhere out of town. But, nah. HARDLY. I'd like to think of my weekends as a chance to have the well-deserved rest we CFAD students need. After all the stress and terrible happenings that occurred this week, I think we all deserve it. My weekends are partly similar to Olive Penderghast's---minus the famous "Pocket Full of Sunshine" bit.

I don't have any productivity on Saturdays. I like to laze around like the rest of you do. But, I'd just like a recap of what I did (specifically) today.

Last night, I tried downloading TANGLED (heaven forbid) because I still couldn't get over it. It is genuinely addictive ( not to mention the number of times I played its OST on repeat). Well, it took quite a while to download and unfortunately I fell asleep and I couldn't wait for it to finish. When I woke up, it was done. But, holy guacamole the copy sucked ancient balls (and might I add: EWW). I was so disappointed that I literally wanted to stab someone in their aorta.

So, anyway. I was kind of in the mood to watch Easy A again, but Caitlin's copy sucked so I had to download it. (I am Lady Downloader. Bow down before moi!) It took like 3 hours. I didn't wanna wait for it; so I decided to watch Pretty Little Liars with Caitlin.

Then I remembered that I had to go to the dentist because 2 of my brackets didn't agree with the food I was eating and gave up. Essentially, they are a pain in the ass...er, mouth for that matter. Anywho, I arrived at my dentist's (my dad's dentist, too. Hohoho), who by the way is named Dr. Docto. No, seriously. It is. Doctor Thor Docto to be exact. Jeez, his name is so catchy he could be a friggin' Marvel superhero and villain at the same time.

So, basically that's just half of what I did today. I think I'll just list a few more before I log out.

1.) I watch ridiculous videos on Youtube. The latest was about this guy creating a sim on Sims 3 and him laughing for 2 minutes because of a goat climbing up a ladder. Hilarious, btw. But, I really like this one video of an episode on MTv Cribs: Manny Pacquiao's house in God-knows-where.

2.) So, yeah. We all know that I was online 24/7 today reblogging on Tumblr and Google-ing stuff.

3.) On weekends, I love spending time with Caitlin. We've been busy all week and sometimes I hardly see her. I don't like calling her my cousin, because she's my sister. I told her one time that, "I think we we're really siblings...in our past lives, maybe." I'd like to think that it's true. Even the thought of it makes me squirm with delight.

4.) I update my Starbucks Planner every day. It doesn't take a break from me. Harhar.

5.) Now, as you all know I am in the earworm stage when it comes to Turbo Goth. I listened to their album the whole afternoon (whole week, fyi). For those who never heard of them (shame on you), they're this awesome band here in Metro Manila. They're this Electronic Rock band/duo that give me goosebumps everytime I hear 'em. Sarah Gaugler is one of my favorite tattoo artists and she studied in UST, CFAD. *:>  She's been here in our house a couple'a times, but I never got the guts to say hi to her. She gave this cd to my dad and my dad passed it on to me; he knew I liked Turbo Goth. Her boyfriend, Paolo is her partner-in-crime in this band. Aaaand, my favorite track would be track 8 (Velvet Escapade).

It goes like, "I have a whole lot of love to give, but I'll only give it to one. So, share a whole lot of love with me."  The album is called Destroy Us All.

6.) I chat with that one person who makes my life as colorful as a rainbow with unicorns prancing on it---my boyfriend. Today, he had his NSTP Fieldwork in San Fernando, Pampanga. He was busy the rest of the day so he couldn't text me. But, he made my night by going online and saying that he missed me the whole day. *blushes

So, basically. That's about it. A very manic Saturday, I know. Oh! Before I end this post, I'd just like to say that I am thinking of starting a video blog. A lot of work, I know. But, it's fun and I'm totally excited for it to happen. So, there.

Au revioir ♡

TANGLED, and why this movie is awesome hair balls.

And the day started off as a wreck. I woke up late as usual. It's crazy. All my classes start at 7 and I have been desperately training myself to wake up as early as possible. Back in 1st year college (when I was still an eager beaver), I used to wake up in the wee hours of 4AM. But, when you learn that there is such a thing as 4 absences before you become FA, that's when you get lazy and start to care less about going to school early. True story, kids.

Anywayyy, as I was saying: MORNING = WRECK
After all the panic and traffic, I arrived at school around 7:35 something and Oh,SweetJesus our prof wasn't there yet. So, I had a chance to take a chill pill as we waited for our prof to come.

Plate for today: We were supposed to draw an old man naked (top off only, people. Relax). And as if we weren't mortified enough that we were to draw this muscular old man, our prof suddenly tells us that we have to memorize his face and body for 10 seconds and draw for 7 seconds for each pose (he did 10 poses). At that moment, I could really apply /WRISTS in the picture.


Skipping the boring parts, classes ended early because we didn't have Design Workshop today. So, my boyfriend (as you all know by the name of Enchong)  and I decided to watch TANGLED in 3D since I have been whining to him all week that I really wanted to watch it. Plus, my guy friends kept bragging about how awesome it was. They even downloaded the movie again and the OST just because. Did I mention that these were my STRAIGHT guy friends? *laughs


So, after we ate at Starbucks we headed to Calderon (near the seminar in UST) first since the movie was showing at 2:30 (it was around 1PM something then). I took a nap on Enchong's lap, then we both walked in the scorching heat to ride a jeep going to SM San La.

250 friggin' pesos for the ticket. We were so broke. Ha-ha! But, I don't regret spending my last money for this movie. Now, I don't want to be a spoiler; but lemme just say that this movie is TO DIE FOR. You will never watch any Disney movie just as good. I also loved the graphics. It was so real yet surreal. And, the songs they sang! (Oh, the songs they sang) It was like being a little girl again and watching the first Disney Princesses sing their heart's content about finding their prince. It's been a long time since a Walt Disney movie had a musical in it.  I remember the feeling. I was sort of moved by this movie; especially in this scene:

I literally cried through my 3D glasses. It's like, I was there in that particular moment. I could feel it. The boyfriend (yes, that's what I call him) held my hand tight in the darkness. Sorry, but I am such as sap.

So, the movie ended and I could not get it off my mind. I loved it so much. I really recommend this movie for everyone. Touching, FUNNY, great story, and great cast. You wanna know how good it is? Well, let's just say that right now---I am downloading the movie for my laptop and iTouch.

                                                                                                                                      Love,
                                                                                                                                                 Bee ♡